LIFE IS GOOD, BLOGGER SAYS

written 20 Dec 2004 while the sun tried, at least, rising

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I concern myself with getting my car warmed up before I hop in for the morning commute. An American soldier in a far off desert enjoys his left arm for the last time. I buy my cappuccino drink from a Kwik Fill for $1.05 (and get every 7th one free!) and it takes me 15 minutes to buy & drink it. A Chinese worker making t-shirts has to work over an hour and twenty minutes to make that much money. I smoke two cigarettes before lunch time, rather enjoying it. Cancer makes its debut in my uncle’s lung. I draw pictures all day and get paid for it. A bum sits on the Sixth Street bridge and begs for cigarettes in the 6° Pittsburgh winter.

Life is pretty good for me, and I surmise if you have the resources to view this blog on a daily basis, yours is pretty wonderful, too. Hell, King Henry didn’t live the luxurious lifestyle we do. For one thing, I doubt his indoor toilet had those Safe-T-Seat things that keep your ass from touching the plastic that someone else’s ass has touched.

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A lone soul responds...

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    i basically didn’t sleep at all last night, tossing, turning, spitting on my pillow because i was dreaming that i was chewing (yes this does happen), which would wake me up in disgust after i’d finally drift off. the reason i couldn’t sleep wasn’t because i was replaying my halo2 xbox live performance in my head over and over again, or because i was trying to recalculate the AFC Wildcard picture. i couldn’t sleep because of a question that has haunted me for years and its answer seems par with ones for existential question difficulties. now, i’ve seen saved by the bell many times, perhaps every episode, but what i can’t figure out is this: who sat backwards in their chair more often, Zack Morris or A.C. Slater?

    ps. no wonder zack always had to see mr. belding. how did he expect his teachers to believe his rock and rollin intro song excuses when he didn’t even have a dog?

    - chad was marco | 12:47pm 20 Dec 04

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