Inspired by Shawn’s Microsoft Certification Course

written 27 Jan 2005 over dinner

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1. While reading a post on someone’s blog are you:

A. Waiting to get to the end so that you can leave a smart ass comment.
B. Looking out the door every five seconds to ensure your boss isn’t looking.
C. Thinking about how fun the game Parchesee must be to have a name like that.
D. Wishing this quiz was an interactive form.

2. If you have to stand on the bus, are you thinking:

A. Why should I be forced to stand while that pregnant lady gets to sit, is her $1.60 more valuable than mine?
B. Stupid fat guy taking up two seats
C. This wouldn’t be so bad if I could smoke
D. If I pretend to fall I bet I could start a conversation with that cute girl in the high boots

3. When you think back on your childhood, what first comes to mind:

A. A pet, particularly the death of one
B. Your parents
C. An embarrassing moment
D. Your own children

4. If you could be anyone you wanted, you would probably be:

A. An astronaut or a cowboy or a fireman
B. A rock star
C. A literary critic
D. Disappointed

Good job, now check out the comments to see your score.

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    Scoring1. If you answered A to every question, give yourself 3 points, then deduct 10 points for lack of originality, exempliary laziness, and unwillingness to read on.

    2. If you answered A, B, D, D congratulations, that’s probably what I would have picked. You’re not the loser.

    3. Otherwise, divide the number of letters in your first name by the number of seconds you’ve wasted on the toilet and multiply that by the quotient sum of a mean divisible named Bobby Brown. Ooh, that’s bumpin’.

    - ClickNathan | 03:04pm 27 Jan 05
  • unknown user pic

    not to mess up the clarity of your questionaire, but in some respects, to do just that, i want to ask what one scores if they chose all of the answers. i thought maybe i’d get 100% or something. did i think right? gotta go, boss is coming

    - chad was marco | 06:34pm 27 Jan 05
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    choosing all of the answers would make you a well rounded, realistic person, with attributes reasonably well suited to mine own.

    Unless of course you think that the words “mine own” when put together are too archaic, in which case I urge you to take TN up on his challenge.

    - ClickNathan | 01:48pm 28 Jan 05

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