Confessions of an unconfirmed sleepwalker

written 9 Feb 2005 while the sun tried, at least, rising

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Recent events transpired, combined with the thoughts of friends, family and inter-neighbors, has led me to believe I may be sleepwalking through a second life.

Last night I plugged my cell phone into the wall, way across the room. This morning I woke up and not only was the phone located next to me on the bed, but I had answered a call from my mother, to no recollection of my own.

And I tire so early these days, 9 or 10 o’clock, leading me to believe that the other life is taking over. Hopefully I’m a vampire, unknown to myself but feared by locals.

Filed Under: life stylings

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    Thats a bit scary. What if you walked into the road? Now Im worried.

    Have you confirmed this call with your mom? She might be able to give you clues as to your mental state at the time of the call.

    - olivia | 08:52am 9 Feb 05
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    Moms is, as of now, not accepting calls.

    - ClickNathan | 08:59am 9 Feb 05
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    maybe you’re performaing acts of mis-information and mischief and starting fight clubs in your sleep. that would be AWESOME.

    - julie | 09:41am 9 Feb 05
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    That’s what Tim, a guy here at work thought.

    That would be grand.

    Of course, I’ll have a bullet sized hole through my head by the time I get to realize it…

    - ClickNathan | 10:06am 9 Feb 05
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    When did this all start? Do you know what could have triggered it? A change in diet, environment or something else?

    - olivia | 08:56pm 9 Feb 05
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    Well, actually now that you mention it…I only noticed it recently…and in the past two weeks I’ve been living off of strictly pizza as my funds were extremely low and I haven’t gotten to the store to purchase my usual uberwonderhealthy dietary type normalities…and yes, I suppose the environment is always changing…what with global warming, the continual expansion of the universe, and the fact that one of the lamps in my living room (a key lighting factor!) has been broken…

    - ClickNathan | 11:29am 10 Feb 05
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    That is so naughty. You know its much cheaper to make food from scratch than to buy ready-mades, like pizza.

    - olivia | 01:18pm 10 Feb 05
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    yeah, I know, but throwing $10 down for a pizza 5 nights in a row somehow seems less expensive than going to the grocery store and inevitably spending at least $50 with all sorts of ideas on good meals…the mindset of a man with less income than his lifestyle can support, I suppose.

    - ClickNathan | 02:51pm 10 Feb 05

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