Overheard in Coffee Shops

written 17 Nov 2006 while the sun tried, at least, rising

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Old woman with no teeth, smoking: France! They’re just jealous.
Old man, also smoking: And do you know why?
Old woman, again: Because we’re a sovereign nation!

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  • Shortly afterward, the old woman says to the old man, “My son told me someone was a spy. Someone was a spy.” brief pause “Maybe it was you!”

    - nathan | 11:18am 17 Nov 06

  • Oh I think Ive seen her there before, smoking like a badass! Does she wear a hairnet?

    - Ms. Wakame | 07:18pm 17 Nov 06

  • It’s quite likely, I didn’t actually get a good look at her, the back of Old man, also smoking, was in the way.

    How ever. She does use a walker.

    - nathan | 07:56pm 17 Nov 06
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    i have some wendy’s conversations written down in my glove box. maybe i’ll share after a re-read

    - chad | 02:34pm 21 Nov 06
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    oh and, hahhahashah! - a spy. i heard there’s a spy…maybe it’s you!

    - chad | 02:35pm 21 Nov 06

  • Share the Wendy’s comments… I almost expect crazy people in Wendys or McDonalds, especially if they’re downtown or in particular parts of the city….but here at the Coffee Shop I wouldn’t have thought it would be as insane as it is, daily.

    I rather enjoy the place, it feels like home, what with the amount of nepotism, squabbling animosity and good natured geustures that get mixed together.

    - nathan | 02:39pm 21 Nov 06

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