Scarving Secret Solidarity

written 5 Dec 2006 in the earliest morning

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One benefit of these arctic northern wasteland lifestyles we, as humans, have positioned ourselves to live in so too many months of the year is the scarf. This simple piece of clothing, part style accessory, part replacement for a beard, wrapped around your face allows you to pull it up over your crispy cheek-lined nose and disguise yourself from various unwanted street people.

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  • Unfortunately, nothing can save you when he later sits next to you in the coffee shop of your mutual choosing.

    Heads down, people, heads down.

    - nathan | 10:02am 5 Dec 06

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