As Winter Begins

written 11 Feb 2008 while the school buses headed home

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Bright red and woolen socks climb up my calves to fall just short of over my knee, pulled so tightly that they fill the space between my toes and you can almost see the nail glinting through. Tuck t-shirt into jeans, add another long sleeve shirt and zip up the hoodie tight and nicely. Wearing a scarf is an artform…aside from the fact that it takes a certain personality to pull it off and not look like you’ve pulled yourself fresh out of the closet (here’s a hint: imagine you’re a 1940’s style bomber pilot), you’ve got to know how to wrap it around you for maximum effect. Thickish beanie and full modicum of gloves and fingerless overgloves later and you’ve got a full package.

But preparing for the Winter seldom prepares you for the Winter, and tonight is fully and surely the first true attempt this season has made at living up to its name. We’ve been all too blessed with weekly temperature excursions into the 50’s and 60’s, blessed global warming shining on us in its early grandeur, truly making the end game all the more deceptive. Night has fallen somberly over the city and the population of herding cars has slimmed out to a frail fraction of the usual traffic you’d see flowing through these Sunday evening streets. The parking lot between me and the Whole Foods grocery store, my target, is desolation frozen: the wind picks up and kicks up a small tornado’s worth of icy crystals and snowy dust, the air is frozen as it enters your nostrils and icicles back up and out through your throat, streetlights shine a golden hue through the starch blue of a black night and the emptiness of it all has me half believing I’m closer to some Siberian tundra than the middle of bustling Pittsburgh.

All biting wicked cold and loneliness though, this place is not. I can see a rare few others mingling in shops, sipping coffees and reading books and using ATMs; the grocery store is humming with people desperate for some tomorrow morning milk or those of us who can appreciate the experience of the emptiness of a trip to stock up at a time like this.

Indeed, as the doors to Whole Foods part before me in a fashion that has Moses and his Red Sea jealous, I slowly unravel the scarves and gloves and iPod earbuds that kept me 3 or 4 inches separated from environmental conditions before and immediately feel the haven of this place. For anyone who’s never experienced a Whole Foods, its about as close to a fresh roadside farm as you can get, or perhaps more akin to a 1950’s European Farmer’s Market or even a tiny little slice of what’s left of Eden’s gardens. The fruit shines rainbowic all around, the vegetables look so crispy my contacts stiffen up and the smiling faces belong to both the customers and the employees. You know a place is authentically something special when even the employees - and keep in mind these are baggers, check out girls and stock boys; not rock stars and actors - look like they enjoy being there. The next hour or so persists of me running down a list, reading boxes, involving myself in the ingredient set between Product A or Product B, all with names like “Mrs. Mable’s Organic Maple Sugar” or “Sky Blue Organic Trail Mix”.

Life is a series of processes, from shaving your face to learning to swim, from wiping your ass to falling in love. Every little trip to the grocery store or morning commute to work can be another tasking doldrum or a chance to really experience the alive. And that, I suppose, is the best aspect of the human condition and what, in many ways, sets us apart from the rest of animalkind.

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  • unknown user pic

    awesome yellowness at the top of this text box! yeah!

    (how do i change my password…)…=)

    - chad | 10:25pm 11 Feb 08
  • unknown user pic

    oh. nevermind. who needs a password when you don’t even need one!

    - chad | 10:26pm 11 Feb 08
  • unknown user pic

    wonder what three people responding do

    - chad | 10:26pm 11 Feb 08
  • unknown user pic

    hmm. i suppose everyone just chats it up around here.

    so. since there’re four posts, i’ll try to make at least two of them worth your happiness - with this star trek guide to episode making.

    first, establish an internal personal problem with a crewmember

    second even, establish an external problem that gets hinted at just before the opening credits!

    then third, slowing resolve the internal problem

    all the while and fourth, complicate the external problem

    note: do steps three and four up until the last commercial break

    fifth, celebrate the victory over the external threat and bask in the character development of the internal problem’s solution!

    finally, prepare yourself for another episode.

    da, da da da, da da daaaaaa.

    da dadada da da da dadada da!

    - chad | 10:32pm 11 Feb 08
  • unknown user pic

    i don’t know what i like better: combining syllable or contemplating molecules.

    errr

    - chad | 10:39pm 11 Feb 08
  • Hey and thanks for all the comments! It reminds me of my yesteryear when I was trapped on a desert chatroom with a young Phillipino woman who later on came to be my mother….

    If you login you’ll go to a screen where you can change your password and your picture. I’m thinking that you have yet to login thus far…seeing as how your picture isn’t being filled in and whatnot.

    Give it a try, families will have fun forever because of you!

    - nathan | 10:45pm 12 Feb 08
  • hey kiddo,

    i couldn’t get my picture to change. i browsed and picked a few choice tries, but couldn’t get it to attempt to change. like, there wasn’t a button that said ‘upload’

    anyhowzit, the Lou is coming in thursday and we’re trying to figure to get down to the big P this W-end.

    killer

    - Swope Chad | 01:08pm 13 Feb 08
  • Looks like a picture change to me. :)

    Yeah, all you need to do is click “Save” after you’ve chosen your image. There’s no upload button, it just does that for you.

    So you’re coming in this weekend, I can interpret?

    - nathan | 02:37pm 13 Feb 08
  • unknown user pic

    hmm. cool. but it didn’t show up in my profile immediately.

    trying to come up tomorrow night. sat. night might work, but i’d have to get up early.

    best new recording:

    15 minute stephen G.T. holiday xmas special (extended into valentine’s day special) epic.

    but that’s Vday. you and the big O might have better plans… =(

    - chad | 09:17pm 13 Feb 08
  • Olivia and I are doing our Venereal Disease stuff today, during the day.

    This evening we’re baking some cookies with Tristan who we’ll have at the house, so we won’t really be able to leave or go to bars or anything.

    But drinking and/or playing Wii and/or smoking and/or smoking and/or recording episodes of Star Trek and/or viewing (listening to?) those and/or other already made episodes and/or pilot episodes would be the bombedearest!

    Engage?

    - nathan | 08:51am 14 Feb 08

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