Hi, I’m Nathan, and I Love Forms

written 10 Mar 2008 in the late evening dusk

It’s true: surveys, census, quizzes, anything that involves me filling empty spaces with my opinions; I just love doing it. So I’m not afraid to admit that I spent the last hour or so at Just Say Hi, where I found out the following:

I am 49% addicted to Apple
Have only a 14% chance of surviving on the moon
Was capable of naming 48 countries (of 270) in 5 minutes
I have a 46% chance of surviving a zombie crisis (I know, I thought it was low too…)
I’m 68% geek
My body would be worth $3325 were I to die today and my family sold it for parts

So while my odds against the moon aren’t that great and it looks as though I might have to give up on choosing to search for family in the event of the zombie takeover, at least my lifeless corpse would bring in enough for an entire month’s rent in New York City.

Filed Under: life stylings
Tagged: no lies, the inevitable zombie takeover, truth

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It’s not all bad news! As it turns out your body parts will cover almost all funeral expenses.

Also you never have to fear surviving a zombie crisis. Understandably they didn’t factor this in but… you already have the vagabond girl willing to wear hotpants and wield big guns to save your ass.

Making it so.

- Ms. Wakame | 11:44pm 10 Mar 08
Yeah well they asked me twice if I’d save my family…once was “Would you drive 20 minutes across town just to save a family member?” and something else about saving your family…so I said that I would. I think that was largely my downfall…

If I eliminate my family, it jumps to 56% chance of survival…still awfully low. Flawed test, perhaps?

- nathan | 10:07am 11 Mar 08
Hmm. That gonna suck so bad for you now that you have chosen to eliminate your family. Once I know I have 20 minutes left to live on this earth I plan to go out with a bang. Yep, having sex. I was kinda hoping you’d be there too, but oh well :@P

- Ms. Wakame | 09:04pm 11 Mar 08
Ahh, so that explains the “Brains are hott” t-shirt you got me…you want to do a zombie. 8P

- nathan | 11:48am 13 Mar 08
Great now there’s something else to do while doing nothing at work!

- nykki | 03:29am 18 Mar 08