If you’ve never had any of your internal organs removed, count yourself lucky. It was Thursday evening and I’d just finished the written portion of this motorcycle license course I…

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I’ve always thought of Pittsburgh as a big up-and-coming city, and in recent years it’s been really moving in that direction. Bike lanes are popping up everywhere, there’s a constantly…

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She looked bloated, perhaps a side effect of the mortuary process, embalming fluids reacting poorly or just the result of an inexperienced mortician. I have never seen a cadaver more…

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Now that I am 30 years old: I feel old enough to be balding. I will drink less in volume, more in frequency. I will learn to fish again. I…

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Every one of these manage et trois mixer dancers falling from the sky is desperate to prove the law of gravity correct. Lone oxygen and it’s hydrogen coupling, the three…

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Do you love corn syrup? “Of course, momma sucker!” should be your answer. You see, it’s in everything we eat, but of course, every hard working, label reading, Jiffy loving…

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Breakfast is a time for throwing off the shackles of sleeping oppression and opening our eyes to the wonderful realization that we were only dreaming, and yes, food still exists….

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I have heard countless interviewees on the news lately claiming that the reason homosexuals should not be allowed to marry is because “we want to keep marriage traditional, all we…

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Mountain fever is a probability that one in 11 of us, beards extending past dirty plaid shirt collars, find all too serious a reality. Winter has broken, for now, but…

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