iPhone 9: a New Hope

A recent Internet web search reports that while predictions for the next gen iPhone nĂºmero 5 are on the rise (including possibly a new lineup of colors ranging from just off white to invisible), there is relatively no info out there yet on what the potential for iPhone 9 will be. Here are a few of my hopes, guesses and dreams.

  • A frame sturdy enough to act as a bottle opener, similar to how one might leverage open a good bottle of Arogant Bastard with a lighter.
  • Speaking of which, I predict the next after gen 8 model iPhone to come with a lighter standard (optional Bono Zippo upgrade just before Christmas).
  • Holodeck with in app upgrades.

Hold tight and watch these predictions come true!

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