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Hi, I’m Nathan, and I Love Forms
written 10 Mar 2008 in the late evening dusk
It’s true: surveys, census, quizzes, anything that involves me filling empty spaces with my opinions; I just love doing it. So I’m not afraid to admit that I spent the last hour or so at Just Say Hi, where I found out the following:
- I am 49% addicted to Apple
- Have only a 14% chance of surviving on the moon
- Was capable of naming 48 countries (of 270) in 5 minutes
- I have a 46% chance of surviving a zombie crisis (I know, I thought it was low too…)
- I’m 68% geek
- My body would be worth $3325 were I to die today and my family sold it for parts
So while my odds against the moon aren’t that great and it looks as though I might have to give up on choosing to search for family in the event of the zombie takeover, at least my lifeless corpse would bring in enough for an entire month’s rent in New York City.
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My First Good Dream in Months
It’s not that I don’t have interesting dreams: they’re typically choke-full of me fending off werebeasts at my old college dorm or running from my family-turned-zombies at a birthday party. It’s just that they’re always very full on, which has me suspecting that my sleep isn’t giving me all of the desired rest that I need. After all, how can you be getting a solid night’s sleep if you’re doing battle with a wererabbit for half the night?
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We took a breezy excursion and gathered jonquils from the river slopes. Sweet marjoram grew in luxuriant profusion by the window that overlooked the Aztec city. Jaded zombies acted quietly, but kept driving their oxen forward.
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My following…hardee har har.
Anyway, here’s a bunch of horoscope and dream interpretation bullshit(?) that people like me, stuck on the flatline between magick and science, have a hard time deciphering when they seemingly fit so well…(I know, I know)
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