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And Finally, a Double Whammy of Ol’ Thyme Proportions
written 29 May 2008 in the earliest morning
Well, it’s been a fine few weeks worth of remembering back when people would ask me real, earnest, hardworking questions and I’d deliver a stalwart and epiphonical retort. But as all good things that have come to an end, this good thing must come to an end. Instead of fading away like some final chorus of a Michael Jackson song on your local Top 40 Sunday afternoon countdown, though, I thought I’d bang out with an explosive sounding fireball and give you a Two for Thursday.
Enjoy.
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I’m old. I have experienced much over my lifetime. I have five children and many wondrous grandchildren. Oh, little Noah was over today, and he was just saying the cutest things. It was so darling when I caught him in a little fibbery. I asked if it was he who used the last bit of the toilet paper. I darned well knew that it was and so when he said it wasn’t, I asked him if he was lying. He kept insisting that he wasn’t lying though. I could tell that he really believed himself innocent. So I asked him if he knew what lying was, and he nodded and said, “Growwwl!” Oh, it was so cute. I phoned his mother up right away. She also thought it was cute. However, when I told my husband about the story when as he walked in the door from work, he seemed impatient with the story and upon my completion of it, he not only said it wasn’t that cute, but told me to leave him alone. And then, he sat in front of the television for the rest of the night and barely grunted his thanks for the dinner I had made him. It was a delicious plate as well with creamy sweet potatoes and a roast smothered with onions. I gave some of the leftovers to my daughter, May, the next day, and she said that their entire family agreed that it was a delicious plate. Since the night I told my husband the story I’ve noticed that each evening he comes home and watches the toob. He never starts a conversation with me. It’s like I have to do all of the work in the relationship. Do you think that that story was cute?
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