Victorious Missing Sock

Originally Posted on July 30, 2004 Last Updated on October 17, 2006

The ranks of disheveled waywards has been lifted as I storm into the depths of my basement in search of but one, lone sock. Clothes have been disappearing from my abode in a matter fit perhaps only for the old MTV Oddities or maybe Ren & Stimpy, Season 1.

To work I say, offward gone!

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