Good Morning USA

Originally Posted on July 31, 2004 Last Updated on October 17, 2006

Today I roll over 300 miles to see kith and kin. Charles Ingals would have been planning this for weeks, months maybe. He’d need a cart full of supplies and two or more good steeds. Ha. All I have is a (running down) old 2000 Neon (sounds cooler if you say Neon 2000) and the sheer will and determination of a nation gone wrong.

Lovely.

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