Stop the Presses

So I was supposed to go see the Barrett Black Band play in Columbus. I was extremely excited, as my friend Shawn is in the band and it was in another state and even a short stint to Ohio keeps me feeling like I’m moving around the world. Unfortunately, all of the jokes I’ve been making about Jesus and how he’s a gay Olympian, well, he finally exacted his revenge and I got screwed from several angles, so I didn’t go.

However, an old friend called me and I got extremely excited and life is still good. So, no need to stop the presses.

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