Lackadaisical Gmail Issues

So I waited around until now and NathanSwartz@gmail.com isn’t available. Hmmm. Should that upset me.

Perhaps when we look at these issues:

FOR SALE

2 TVs, both black, 28 inches.
1 House full of stuff

LOOKING TO PURCHASE

Complete freedom from reality.

If any of the above transactions are desirable, said party of the third should contact party of the first in a timely manner as to not disrupt the flow of natural events.

Yours too truly,

Aspiring Mountain Wanderer

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