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Anyway, here’s a bunch of horoscope and dream interpretation bullshit(?) that people like me, stuck on the flatline between magick and science, have a hard time deciphering when they seemingly fit so well…(I know, I know)

First off, is a bunch of dream interpretations:


To see a werewolf in your dream, indicates that something in your life is not what it seems. It is symbolic of fear, repressed anger, and uncontrollable violence.
(note: I’ve had at least a dozen werewolves-chasing-me dreams in the last few months. Never caught yet though – pray for wake.)


To see or dream that you are a zombie, suggests that you are physically and/or emotionally detached from people and situations that are currently surrounding you. You are feeling out of touch. Alternatively, it may indicate that you are feeling dead inside and are simply going through the motions of daily living.
(note: dead inside? what a bummer.)


To dream that you are jumping, indicates that you need to take a risk and go for it. You will find progress toward your goals.
(note: typically, when I’m jumping, it’s very Spidermanesque, as in from rooftop to rooftop. see below for more spiderman.)


To dream about sex, refers to the psychological completion and the integration of contrasting aspects of the Self. You need to be more receptive and incorporate aspects of your dream sex partner into your own character.
(note: so I once had a dream I was having sex with a puppet…hmmm.)


To dream that you are being chased, signifies that you are avoiding a situation that you do not think is conquerable. It is often a metaphor for some form of insecurity. In particular, to dream that you are chased by an animal, represents your own unexpressed and unacknowledged anger which is being projected onto that animal (like a werewolf? i’m always unacknowledging anger towards those bastards.)
Alternatively, you may be running away from a primal urge or fear.
Okay so that generally sums up most of my dreams. They didn’t have an entry for “Spiderman” and I’ve been dreaming of him as of late quite a bit, but they did have:


To dream that you are bitten by a spider, represents a conflict with your mother or some dominant female figure in your life. The dream may be a metaphor for a devouring mother or the feminine power to possess and entrap. Perhaps you are feeling trapped by some relationship.
(note:hahahahahahahaahah! alimony’s a bitch.)

And now onto the all important Sign


Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic

That all sounds good to me.

On the dark side….

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

Well, other than that peer pressure stuff, I’m still happy with the results. Thank you Zodiac.

People born in the Year of the Ram:

Kind and helpful. She has artistic inclinations who tends to be pessimistic. She is also indecisive and too passive, yet she has fantastic luck in her life.

I can dig on that.

Prospect of 2004: Fortune: Luck is dim. Look for new resources and cut cost at the same time. (note: i just got rid of netflix, does that count?) Romance: Love relationship is in harmony. Watch out for third party intrusion. (fucking spyware!)

If you’ve read to this point, hurah! for you. Here’s where I got the dream stuff:


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