Nothing, Karaoke & Cheat Commandos.Os!
Well, well, well, I’ve completely run out of things to say. The last two posts were in a drunken rage. But, henceforth and so so and all of the other things that go along with that, I presume procession is the only answer.
To wit the party of the third part shall rock and the party of the first part shall in fact be the premier party band of the 80’s, ditching not one, but two lead singers to finally go on and enlist a guy named “Gary” and then proceed to write the tune “Right Now,” a political activism song. How far they strayed from Hot for Teacher.
I was booed off of the stage the other night with my karaoke band, Tetnis Shot, which consists of myself, under the alias The Young Grampa Greyscale, along with Shawn “the Slammer” Hammer and a certain Professor Julius Sumnermiller, esquire. We were rocking a serious rendition of Dead or Alive by Jersey’s own Bon Jovi, with the Slammer Hammer on lead and Julius doing something or other in the background while I wailed away on air guitar, and just as it got to the part where the backup sings “waaaaaaaaaanted……..” I stuck my face up to the mic and realized that the music had stopped and everyone had left. Redemption is a tool unusable by monkeys in the third six pack.
Rock, rock on.
Oh, and for those of you who claim to be indifferent towards Homestar Runner, perhaps you should check out the series of Cheat Commandos vs. Blue Laser cartoons, found here, here, and finally, here.
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