I once had some flowers sent to a girl from 1-800-Flowers.com They now send me emails regularly, which I haven’t unsubscribed from as they often remind me of important holidays like “Boss’ Day” or “National Glucose Week.” Today, when seeing them in my inbox, I nearly elected to unsubscribe, until I saw an ad with a calendar in it marked “Mom’s Birthday” November 20th.
I think my mom’s birthday is November 21st, but either way, that’s pretty damn close.
So that pointless story is over and I realize that the quality of my posts has denegrated substantially, in direct correlation with the quantity. A more trepid user might worry that his readership would decline, but I trudge on relentless.
Up Next: Halloween, Gasoline and the little known Nevada Day