All I wanted was to be your housewife…

What is the point of devotion? Why does a man find a woman, fall in love with everything that woman is, and then insist on sucking all of that wonderful streaming spark right out of her and into a space that only he can fit into?

Each one of us have so many aspects to our personality that finding someone�some sort of perfect soulmate David�must be quite impossible. Certainly, we can find another individual who can passify much of our desires, needs and interests, but no one can ever be exactly in tune with everything I need. That I’m certain of.

So why limit ourselves to this completely unnatural state? Very few other animals (if any?) do this. Is it because we’re more civilized? Or is it greed?

Don’t get me wrong, I certainly wouldn’t want any girl in my life galavanting around with another fellow. I’m just interested in entertaining the idiocy of so many of our ridiculous little traits these days…

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