An End to All Ailments?
The secret? Dryer lint.
Clothes seemingly produce an eternal amount of lint when placed in the dryer, yet have no visible signs of thread loss. All that is removed is the unwanted partials.
In theory (ridiculous abstracts accounted for), we could run humans with life threatening illnesses through the dryer, discarding their “unwanted partials” into conveniently clearable lint traps.
The only issue now is convincing Home Depot and Lowes to join forces in order to construct a building large enough to house a dryer with the capacity to fit some of America’s largest humans inside.
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