Confessions of an unconfirmed sleepwalker

Originally Posted on February 9, 2005 Last Updated on November 20, 2006

Recent events transpired, combined with the thoughts of friends, family and inter-neighbors, has led me to believe I may be sleepwalking through a second life.

Last night I plugged my cell phone into the wall, way across the room. This morning I woke up and not only was the phone located next to me on the bed, but I had answered a call from my mother, to no recollection of my own.

And I tire so early these days, 9 or 10 o’clock, leading me to believe that the other life is taking over. Hopefully I’m a vampire, unknown to myself but feared by locals.

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olivia 9 Feb 2005

Thats a bit scary. What if you walked into the road? Now Im worried.

Have you confirmed this call with your mom? She might be able to give you clues as to your mental state at the time of the call.

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ClickNathan 9 Feb 2005

Moms is, as of now, not accepting calls.

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julie 9 Feb 2005

maybe you’re performaing acts of mis-information and mischief and starting fight clubs in your sleep. that would be AWESOME.

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ClickNathan 9 Feb 2005

That’s what Tim, a guy here at work thought.

That would be grand.

Of course, I’ll have a bullet sized hole through my head by the time I get to realize it…

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olivia 9 Feb 2005

When did this all start? Do you know what could have triggered it? A change in diet, environment or something else?

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ClickNathan 10 Feb 2005

Well, actually now that you mention it…I only noticed it recently…and in the past two weeks I’ve been living off of strictly pizza as my funds were extremely low and I haven’t gotten to the store to purchase my usual uberwonderhealthy dietary type normalities…and yes, I suppose the environment is always changing…what with global warming, the continual expansion of the universe, and the fact that one of the lamps in my living room (a key lighting factor!) has been broken…

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olivia 10 Feb 2005

That is so naughty. You know its much cheaper to make food from scratch than to buy ready-mades, like pizza.

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ClickNathan 10 Feb 2005

yeah, I know, but throwing $10 down for a pizza 5 nights in a row somehow seems less expensive than going to the grocery store and inevitably spending at least $50 with all sorts of ideas on good meals…the mindset of a man with less income than his lifestyle can support, I suppose.

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