Confessions of an unconfirmed sleepwalker

Recent events transpired, combined with the thoughts of friends, family and inter-neighbors, has led me to believe I may be sleepwalking through a second life.

Last night I plugged my cell phone into the wall, way across the room. This morning I woke up and not only was the phone located next to me on the bed, but I had answered a call from my mother, to no recollection of my own.

And I tire so early these days, 9 or 10 o’clock, leading me to believe that the other life is taking over. Hopefully I’m a vampire, unknown to myself but feared by locals.

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