Okay so I make it a point to post SPAM that is particularly funny or odd, but this one really tops the cake for me. At first glance it was just another image of cock sucking porn but if you scrolled down to the bottom, you’d find this:

From: Liken H. Freethinkers []
Subject: Do you mind? :)))

Hello, playmates! 🙂

Genius makes its observations in short-hand talent writes them out at length. Nobody owes anybody a living, but everybody is entitled to a chance.
I do my best work when I am in pain and turmoil.

If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.
Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.
If you have a great passion it seems that the logical thing is to see the fruit of it, and the fruit are children.
Everybody should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice.
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie I can, but I won t. Who walks the fastest, but walks astray, is only furthest from his way.

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. [In the movie Braveheart]Then, like an old-time orator impressively he rose I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes. The act is unjustifiable that either begs for a blessing, or, having succeeded gives no thanksgiving.I know by my own pot how the others boil.
To succeed at the level I want to: you have to be focused and serious.
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions — it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.

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