Attention Fans, Colleagues and Lady Loverlyers

And in particular the one who applies to all three partitions.

It is now 7:53 in the am, EST, and I am finally calling the end of my birthday.

Thank you all for swimming around in it, whether you dove in juicy wet or merely dipped your pinky toes in.

Goodbye 1st quarter of a century, hello brave new me.

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