Hypothetical Shim Shams

Originally Posted on April 11, 2005 Last Updated on December 12, 2006

Okay so I’ll ask a question, and as many people as want to answer can.

If you were a killer, would you do it for pleasure or business?

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stones 11 Apr 2005

What type of killer would I be?

Serial Killer
Mass Murderer
Spree Killer

If I were a Serial killer I would do it for pleasure.

You could define me as a lust serial killer.

The lust killer is sexually motivated, killing for the pure turn on. These killers derive pleasure from torturing their victims. That is to say, the more horror that can be inflicted, the more they make their victims suffer, the more they are aroused. Most serial killers are of this type. Unfortunately, this type of serial killer is very difficult to distinguish from the average person as they are quite apt at maintaining relationships and functioning in society.

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La Femme Nikita 11 Apr 2005

I would do it for the sexy gear.

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chad was marco 12 Apr 2005

oh, man, i love la femme nikita. the one from usa, i mean. the television network, i mean.

oh, man, i would love to do it for business. i’d probably puke before i could do it for pleasure, though. no offense, stones. to each his own.

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ClickNathan 12 Apr 2005

Actually, I feel a bit like puking myself.

Maybe I ate some bad food or something, but I suspect it’s some sort of poison priming me up before stones or nikita come in for the kill.

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Fox Mulder 12 Apr 2005

Nathan, have you ever entertained the idea of demon possession?

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Cait 12 Apr 2005

It would have to be business for me. A contract killer. Or government black ops. But I’d damned sure not do it for piddly amounts of money.

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quiddity 13 Apr 2005

If I were a killer
I’d kill myself
Not for money
Just for kicks
Just to stick up two fingers
At the world
And die in my own way
In my own time
For my reasons

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