As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord

Originally Posted on April 23, 2005 Last Updated on December 12, 2006

TV Turnoff week begins Monday. I’ll be celebrating. And in honor of this glorious 7 day fast rooted so deeply in pagan tradition, I will be rejoicing in the burning of fire, consumption of dairy, and wearing of no socks.

Also, check out my new official Kalendai, a yearly description of my made up religion.

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st0nes 23 Apr 2005

pfff… where is my birthday? i guess we all can see who gets noticed around here.

and to think that i was going to tell every one to appreciate the creation of a mornings hard work.

:starting a protest:

ill probably need t-shirts.

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olivia 23 Apr 2005

This was indeed worth all 5 hours work just for my 10 minutest of entotainment. So thank you very much!

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olivia 23 Apr 2005

Hey… are the comments supposed to be all displaying like this?

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olivia 23 Apr 2005

I see what’s happened – I forgot to mention I edited your CSS file so I’ll just upload it again.

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Cait 24 Apr 2005

Well, may, ummmm, whatever bless you, Natty. Enjoy your pagan holiday. As for me, I’ll stick to my Sunday routine of attending St. Mary Mattress.

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quiddity 24 Apr 2005

Hey Nathan, can i be your acolyte?

D’y like my profile photo? I posted it all by myself. It only took two hours.

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chad was marco 24 Apr 2005

you’ve definately been born a bunch.

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ClickNathan 24 Apr 2005

Dear Miss Matchedsocks,

If by acolyte you mean a cleric promoted to the fourth and highest minor order in the Latin Church, ranking next to a subdeacon (as it is defined by the CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA then yes, yes you may.

However, as you are a member of the Followers of Spaceghost, who’s motto is “Judge a man not by the size of his feet, but on whether or not his socks match.” then I will suggest you instead apply for status of Chronicless of the Writ which is surprisingly vacant at th e moment and in need of a real non-mover or shaker like yourself.

Best regards in future endeavors and implied rejoice in the exchange of commentary,

Clickety Kit Kats are evil, just ask Olivia…

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quiddity 25 Apr 2005

Dear sir snaffleWriter,

I meant acolyte as in devoted adherent to a not-necessarily-specified religion.

however, the prospect of chronicler of the writ sounds attractive. do I get my own quill?

Orange Kit Kats are of the devil, just ask anyone.

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ClickNathan 25 Apr 2005

I’ve asked anyone, and they confirmed your claims.

As for your own quill, well you would certainly be given ample space to display said utensil, however it would be entirely up to you whether or not you’d like to purchase a personalized item such as that.

I’d recommend one with a pop-out knife, for those dangerous back alley chronicling adventures through mid-19th century London.

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