As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord

TV Turnoff week begins Monday. I’ll be celebrating. And in honor of this glorious 7 day fast rooted so deeply in pagan tradition, I will be rejoicing in the burning of fire, consumption of dairy, and wearing of no socks.

Also, check out my new official Kalendai, a yearly description of my made up religion.

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