This one goes out to the Wolfman, that crazy galute, who I know is out there, somewhere…

Originally Posted on April 24, 2005 Last Updated on December 12, 2006

Lyrics to the song Cindy’s the Hostess, a song by those crazy cats, Sifl & Olly, with guest appearance by Stealth.

FYI, Stealth could, and likely would, kick your ass.

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ClickNathan 24 Apr 2005

Oh yeah, and if you’re unaware of just how damn funny Sifl & Olly is, well, you shouldn’t be. Really, that’d be a crying shame. All over the place, tears and fears and people shouting and whatnot…

Here’s a little taste:

So, in a particular episode, Olly wants to be the next Canadian Dracula. Sifl points out that Olly is not Canadian. Olly responds with, “I’m not Dracula, either, but i got what it takes.” Then he goes on to sing a song about fake blood (in true Axl Rose fasion). “Fake Blood, you scare me like the real thing, but if you were the real thing, you’d scare me more.”

That was taken from this guys website.

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Anonymous 26 Apr 2005

Do you remember that really old episode when they said…

“Smoking not only makes you look cool, it makes you die young, and your both very, very tough.”

I still laugh about that to this day. I had no clue that those cute little puppets were even still around.

Thanx Na you just made my day sooo much better.

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ClickNathan 26 Apr 2005

Yeah, anonymous, who I’m assuming is my sister, check out my other blog:

I Smoke Cause I’m a bad Motha!

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Wolfman 26 Apr 2005

It took me exactly two and three quarters the hour to track down Stealth to prove my wolfness to you ignorant know-it-alls. Well, Stealth can now be found six feet under…

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Wolfman 26 Apr 2005

except for his head that is. I’ve postmarked it and sent it directly to the Governor himself. That way noone will attempt sabe’tage’ on my great trophy!

-Chief Wolfman

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