Dismal Update Regarding Bob

Originally Posted on May 20, 2005 Last Updated on December 12, 2006

Unfortunately, I just got a call from Bob’s mother. It seems that the worst I was thinking wasn’t even the worst that could happen…that’s right…EXECUTION!

Bob was shot and killed by a firing squad earlier today. While no one can be sure who’s rifle was loaded with a live round, it is suspected that this man did it.

Oh, wait, did I say execution? I meant house arrest.

So yeah, everything’s kosher. I’m sure he’ll be very happy to see all of your comments and whatnots here. Good job everyone, now let’s break for the weekend and come back with 10 fresh ideas on Monday.

Up Next: My buddy b0b

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olivia 20 May 2005

YOU GAVE ME THE FRIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!! Aw bob!!! Im so glad it turned out okay. Well done :@}

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quiddity 20 May 2005

not quite sure what the terms of house arrest are but hope it allows for lots of blogging. nice one bob.

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ClickNathan 20 May 2005

Yes Quiddity, blogging is definitely allowed. Basically house arrest just means he can’t leave our house except for to go to work.

But he doesn’t anyway, really, so….

Oh but have you ever read Bob’s blog? hahahah cause you might not be so excited about him blogging if you had.

(no smilicons necessary)

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quiddity 20 May 2005

well, I like the toad picture.
Nathan I have been trying to GET YOUR ATTENTION on alphabeticalobsession by saying rude things about your language. Can it be that I have to resort to more drastic measures?

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Cait 20 May 2005

Wow, my heart just sank when I read the first part of your post. But, hey, all’s well, or as well as could be under the circumstances. Glad b0b will be back with us.

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Cait 20 May 2005

Hey, Quiddity, are those Sock Dreams socks you have on in your pic?

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quiddity 21 May 2005

no, unfortunately they’re not. I regularly dream of Sock Dreams socks and get off on the outstanding pics on that most tantalising site.

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Anonymous 21 May 2005

This site will remain open on my computer for reasons that are yet unknown to me.

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olivia 24 May 2005

Nathan Paul Swartz. Dismal updates indeed. As your number one fan I insist you blog something before you leave tomorrow or I’ll have a big strop right here. I’ll stamp my foot and everything!

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chad is comments 26 May 2005

Right. Dismal comment regarding Nathan. I really hope you two spend most of your time side by side on your stomachs on the floor, updating furiously.

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julie 5 Jun 2005

is that guy doing “the YMCA”?

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