Asian spies among us

So today I tried out which is this website that lets you pretend like you’re still in college and everyone’s playing Halo and drinking PBRs. Plus, you can order food from them, choosing from all sorts of different local delivery places, with a huge range of selection like “pizza” “italian” or “chinese”. I opted for the latter.

Yada yada yada, as they say on TV, everything was great, we ate and were merry.

Then I got to my fortune cookie, which read as follows:

“Eat Chinese food to be healthy.”

I will swear my revenge against this capitalist obtrusion into the magick of cookies.

Up Next: Smokin' in the Rain