A vacuum cleaner brainwashes a stovepipe near a particle accelerator…

…because the insurance agent is a big fan of the vacuum cleaner beyond a vacuum cleaner.

Such is the type of SPAM one might expect while slurping up the countless unprotected WiFi networks in Chicago. I’m thinking of, once the boy graduates from his early Waldorfian education, that he, the lady and myself might do a year of homeschooling while traversing this grand country (or another…)

Thanks for reading and I’ll try and be more interesting come future expansions.

Up Next: Traveling Nations (or, appeasing Chad) ((or, hopefully appeasing Chad))