Tristan Davidism #134-02

Tristan: I want the Chargers and the Redskins to go to the Superbowl.
Dad: Oh yeah?
Tristan: Yeah, the Chargers are like my favorite team.
Dad: If you love them so much, then why don’t you marry them.
Tristan: No. If I marry any football team, it’s gonna be the Steelers.

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