Out of Town

My lady, Olivia MeiringSo my girlfriend, Ms. Olivia Wakame, is foreign. Not only is she the normal type of foreigner, who comes from another country, but she’s the extra special kind who’s come from various other countries where they were already foreign. As you can see, she clearly believes in recycling, yet another great feature which comes with her particular model.

But one of the most particularly intriguing things about this particular package is the contributions made to our happy little mailbox from her friends, family and acquaintances from around the globe. It’s always great to find these exotic packages postmarked from the Motherland or Kenya or the Southernmostish Tip of Afrika. They’re always handwritten and bursting at the seems with making-me-wonder.

And now back to my pizza,…

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