The Adventures of Click and Clack?

February 27, 2007 11:16pm

Click’s a freewheelin’ kind a guy. He’s never ridden a motorbike but he’s sure he could. Click wear’s a busted up ol’ cowboy hat and thinks a Grand Am is a bitchin’ fucking car. Click smokes with his thumb and his pointer finger, and he’s always standing up or leaning against something while doing it.

Clack, on the other hand, leans over things like ironized water can’t pour over a magnet. Clack lights his Bic lighter with his index finger. And wishes that he could muster up enough nerve to put really cool stickers on things that he knows will get thrown away anyway. Clack talks to himself so often, he can’t often figure out how to do it with other people.

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