Dick and Qwerty

What a great name for my next romance / thriller / reference novel. Dick, an unabashed, unemployed archaeologist and self-proclaimed bed wetter, finds himself on the cruise of a lifetime – and one that will assuredly end said lifetime if he can’t convince Qwerty, a sexy robot secretary with a flare for saying the outlandish in times of desperate uncomfortability, to help him rescue the moon from a giant Cheese Whiz container which has employed two rapscallions named Morgo and Talkabot, both invisible shark hunters, to thwart their romantic escapades.

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