Things That Have Happened

Someone built a robot samurai. But don’t worry, it won’t attack, because it is being forced to pray.

Real people are being given RFID implants, which means they have chips put under their skin so that they can be tracked. Anywhere, all the time. Your boss knows if you’re having too many cigarette breaks, if you really went to Six Flags when you called in sick, or if you’re banging his wife. And MSNBC calls it “innovative” (check the Title Tag). Fortunately, these people are Mexicans, so who cares, right? Oh, and soon immigrants might get the pleasure.

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