Generation X is often defined as those American bodies birthed into this world between 1965 and 1980. Being born in the 1979, this lumps me in with Gen Xers such as Michael J. Fox. But surely that can’t be correct? Can I share the same generational denominator as Teen Wolf?

But if not, would I be Generation Y, and how unoriginal is that name?

I feel a great shame cast upon the imagination of our peoples to date.

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