Mothers Still Relevant, Say Scientists

A recent study shows that homemade chocolate chip cookies taste 8x better than store bought ones.

Scientists at Carnegie Mellon University tested over 19 people by implanting electrohypoglycemic referrers into their tastebuds and measuring what they affectionately refer to as “the anime affect”, a sort of upside down U shape to participants eye gesticulations…

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