Tristan on a Playdate
Tristan has a friend over today, his name is Nico and they’re in kindergarten together. Awfully nice kid, that Nico. Tristan’s showing him his stuff and Nico’s pretty much just saying “Yeah I have that, too.” regardless of what it is.
Tristan: Here’s my toybox.
Nico: Yeah I have that same one.
T: No, my dad’s dad made that.
N: Huh? Oh. My dad made me a cabin that even if he stands on it, it won’t break.
T: A person who weighs twice what my dad weighs stood on this toybox and it didn’t even break.
Ah, youthful indiscretion. Apparently, you is cool to lie to make friends.
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