Shocking Results Tell Truth

January 7, 2008 11:00am

This just in, apparently 3 out of 4 high school nerds’ asses are made of grass. Also, “I’ll get you!” and shaking fists was the number one shout heard from atop villains’ secret layers in 2007, replacing “Noooooo!” which had been the reigning champ for 13 years straight.

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