The Belt Buckle, Nature’s Enemy

Ever since God created the belt buckle in Ephesians 12:34, people have been using them to hold up everything from the two piece tunic to pants to their lifeless, hung bodies. But does the average American ever stop to think about how the belt buckle is the least cleanly of all human anatomy? Consider this.

  • You go to the bathroom.
  • You finish up, remembering to flush.
  • You pull up your pants and buckle your belt, instantly covering it in feces, urine and/or the clap.
  • You then wash your hands.

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