Now that I’m 30: A Prediction for the Decade
Now that I am 30 years old:
- I feel old enough to be balding.
- I will drink less in volume, more in frequency.
- I will learn to fish again.
- I will still not learn to golf.
- I will continue to live a life that negates the need for a mid-life crisis.
- I will grow a mustache, and it might not be ironic. I will shave it shortly thereafter so that I can keep my w
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