Now that I’m 30: A Prediction for the Decade

Now that I am 30 years old:

1. I feel old enough to be balding.
2. I will drink less in volume, more in frequency.
3. I will learn to fish again.
4. I will still not learn to golf.
5. I will continue to live a life that negates the need for a mid-life crisis.
6. I will grow a mustache, and it might not be ironic. I will shave it shortly thereafter so that I can keep my w

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