To anyone who’s ever written a post about SEOing your content…

…please recuse yourself from the Internet. Your services are no longer required. Better yet, let’s split the web into two: one for those of us who use it correctly, and a second for search engine content marketers, SPAM blogs and Please people, remember that the Internet was made by robots for humans, and only humans will determine the fate of our future civilizations. No amount of writing content with keyword density in mind will ever make the world a better place. The secret to peace on earth does not hide in an algorithm. Your children’s cyborg grandchildren will not peruse Google results for light reading.

I implore you, as both a web designer and a writer, notwithforstanding an American human being, pause this game of trickery forever.

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