AT&Too Early in the Morning
An excerpt of SMS messages between AT&T’s robots and an upset, early morning fellow:
AT&T 7:02am: NEW App for iPhone users. With myAT&T you can check your minutes, pay your bill, manage your account features & find Wi-Fi hotspots, all in one place. Now, life on-the-go is flexible and convenient. Click http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/a-t-t-myatt/id309172177?mt=8&ls=1 to download now.
Me 7:08am: No shit, finally! My life on the go prior to this app was just so inflexible and how inconvenient. Thanks AT&T, for txting me so fucking early in the morning.
AT&T 7:15am: You have Opted out of AT&T marketing messages. Please do not REPLY to this message.
Ah, so that’s how you get them to stop texting you.
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