AT&Too Early in the Morning

An excerpt of SMS messages between AT&T’s robots and an upset, early morning fellow:

AT&T 7:02am: NEW App for iPhone users. With myAT&T you can check your minutes, pay your bill, manage your account features & find Wi-Fi hotspots, all in one place. Now, life on-the-go is flexible and convenient. Click to download now.

Me 7:08am: No way, finally! My life on the go prior to this app was just so inflexible and how inconvenient. Thanks AT&T, for txting me so early in the morning.

AT&T 7:15am: You have Opted out of AT&T marketing messages. Please do not REPLY to this message.

Ah, so that’s how you get them to stop texting you.

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