Tristan Davidism: Propheting Green
Tristan and his brother, Ryan, are pretending to be spies, sneaking around corners and trying to be quiet. Apparently I’m…
Tristan Davidism Revival
While talking to Olivia, who’s in England: Did you see the London Bridge? You did?! Was it falling down?
Tristan on Guitar
The boy has been learning to play guitar as of late. He currently knows how to play the infamous D7…
Boom Chakalakey
The evolution of linguistics, particularly as it applies to what generation’s sayings make it to the next and so on…
Tristan Davidisms on the Road
Tristan (knocking on the bathroom door): Can I use the bathroom? Olivia (in the shower): Sure, just don’t flush while…
Tristan David while playing Ultimate Spiderman
There’s something on that bridge that I have to do. Well, I don’t have to do it, I want to…
The Progression of Royalty According to Tristan
Tristan was schooling us on the stages of royalty as he knows them. First you become a knight, then you…
Recent Tristan Davidisms
“The best thing about this city is it’s always changing. Like, the colors and the paintings on the walls.” “How…
Incites of Wisdom while eating Pizza
Tristan: Um, dad. Dip your crust in the Pepsi. It tastes really good.