Retribution yearning…

Originally Posted on February 21, 2005 Last Updated on November 20, 2006

I brought for my lunch today four slices of pizza. I like four, it is a number of togetherness, unlike three, which always leaves an odd man out.

Can you understand that sort of pain? One. Man. Out.

So I went to cook my pizza and not to my surprise, a slice was missing, leaving me with three. What would have surprised me is if that wouldn’t have happened. Then I would have been content. I feel sad now.

Sad for the missing slice of pie that had to go on it alone. Sad for the poor soul who will find my retribution swift and poised to strike like a snake sucking the life from a helpless sleeping baby, slowly and over the course of two or three weeks, depending upon what else he’s got going on in his life.

I left this note on the fridge:

To Whomever Stole My Pizza;

This is the second time this has happened. I am sorry, but perhaps you were not aware, I am a pagan. And one of the benefits of being as pagan as I am is that you get to use black wicca on your enemies. I did not make you my enemy, you were born that way.

Use caution in your further proceedings. I suppose time and my goddess, Magpie, will reveal the nature of your indescretion.

Truly I am,

Hal Falon

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olivia 21 Feb 2005

At least its really un-obvious who wrote that note. Nobody would ever suspect it’s you.

I too, hate being the piggy in the middle.

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Hal Falon 21 Feb 2005

Thank you for recognizing my writing. Perhaps you would enjoy my own personal website, Black as Pitch.Can we be pen pals?

I’m witchier than most women, I promise.

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julie 21 Feb 2005

AWESOME graphic. really.

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olivia 21 Feb 2005

I am so confused… how did I not know there were others who posted on this blog? *burning blushing face*
(IT WOULD HELP NATHAN if the white footnote signature was actually readable against that crazy background)

Hal Falon you’re a laugh and a half 😉

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julie 21 Feb 2005

hahahahahahahahah

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chad was marco 22 Feb 2005

aww, but still hahahahaha

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solarlumberjackshera 22 Feb 2005

ok so now i’m at home and along with that goes that i have sound along with my computer. and along with that goes that i get the idea, here at 1:10 am, and after looking at everyone’s sites and comments again, that, hey, i can listen to the mysterious audio post, if my computer will let me. ok, try it out, is it working, umm, PREbuffering…hmmm, i’ve heard of buffering…hmmm, it’s going up like a percent a second, and all with me sitting here not sure if it will even work in the end. still sitting here…awesome it’s working but i have the sound to low cause my parents can hear it in their bedroom so i have to put one of these shitty speakers up directly pressed against my ear and immediately /this is great. it was incredible. i felt exactly like i was right next to you and just as intoxicated and realized so much that our relationship is not a fluke i just noticed i’m under solarlumberetc. i was going to play a trick on olivia earlier but it told me that that name didn’t exist or something. actually it took me to a page i didn’t recognize and instead of reading it i just assumed that i knew what it said so i backed out alot and then came to the audio post stuff. and it isn’t found in what you’ve said particularly but more in the striking similarity of brain pattern and speech pattern and communication expectantcies and habits and hopefully it can all be continued this weekend.

bring all your new friends along, i’m sure they’ll fit in your car and invite olivia to fly west. pittsburgh’s a must see for anyone who’s anyone. am i right? eh? eh?

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solarlumberjackshera 22 Feb 2005

oh, and more…

i went to the place from yummy’s that talked about thich nhat hanh and from there went to another place where i ran into this guy (and his blog) from portland oregon, no less. very organized thoughts, very mindful etc. he says to create the world around you. /there’s something here, i’m just not getting to it, and maybe can’t i’m starting to get a little obsessed about the idea of context. if i take everything out of context it loses it’s meaning. also it then opens itself up to new or different or more kings of meaning. what is life without context? is this how i am living? what is context?

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ClickNathan 22 Feb 2005

Boo-yeah! Chad, boo yes.

As soon as you wrote that part about taking things out of context and them losing their meanings I was elated.

I’ve been thinking this for I guess some time now, though it may have only been after reading what you’ve written here that it was consolidated into an actual idea….

Yes…and once you can make your own definitions for things, well, it really becomes much easier to make things the way you want them.

However, it also becomes possible that as you shun the conventional definitions for situations/things/people then you also open it up for them to be redefined without you. Perhaps it’s a subconscious decision being made in the backs of our brains, or maybe it’s outside influences, but I’ve noticed that the more I try and question the conventional methods and re-establish them that as often as I can redefine my own world, well, my world can be redefined in ways I wasn’t prepared for.

And then accepting those no matter how they come is the difficult way.

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ClickNathan 22 Feb 2005

oh, and leave her alone you two or I’ll be forced to tell the other kids at school how you still pee your pants.

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olivia 22 Feb 2005

Chad Ive been obsessing about this whole context thing for about a week. I was actually discussing it with Nathan about two days ago.

All will be revealed on yummy soon.

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