Who is the man with that monkey in his hand?
I live on in Infamy today, as I ranked top score in Furious George with 7449 points accumulated over 82 crimes performed in 17 states. My specialty was “taste violations.”
Here’s a link to the Hall
of Infamy but be quick, there’s always some other young black monkey comin’ up tryin’ to be on top, ‘ight.
Here are some of the galavant’s highlights:
The monkey shamelessly exploits a portal into the mind of a famous actor in Kansas City, Kansas.
The monkey is tracked back to his hideout by a spunky ten-year-old detective name Harold, who subsequently meets a fate too horrible to mention.
The monkey steals a police car in Wichita, Kansas
The monkey is currently driving a stolen police car through Kansas.
The monkey spikes the food with LSD and crystal meth at a local attention deficit disorder clinic in Wichita, Kansas.
The monkey cheats death in Wichita, Kansas.
The monkey lets his crime slip while drunk in a local bar.
The monkey is now wanted for fraud in the state of Kansas. (you get fraud for cheating death)
The monkey hits a telephone pole in Moscow, Idaho.
The monkey gets extra points for committing a crime in a high-risk state.
The monkey drives his police car from Idaho to Utah.
The monkey drives his police car from Utah to New Mexico.
The monkey hits a telephone pole in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
The monkey is now wanted for 000000 in the state of New Mexico.
(time lapse, during which I was charged with vandalism for hitting a cow)
The monkey hits a stop sign in Bowman, North Dakota.
The monkey’s police car is reduced to a pile of scrap.
I finally got picked up for second-degree murder, after putting crazy clue in some Preparation H.
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