Recent Study Shows Secret to Meaning of Life

A recent study held without a control group or seemingly without much thought given to the scientific method at all, unpublished but thoroughly thought out in my own unique brain (and I do use unique in the strictest sense), has shown that nearly all studies are bullshit. The study shows that no amount of testing on rats verifies anything with regards to homosapiens, and furthermore, any inclination, when backed by even the remotest sense of a conclusion after reading an article on the Internet or elsewhere, can produce the placebo effect as readily as an entire can of sugar pills. The study furthermore reveals that by simply living your life as you personally determine is appropriate, leads to increased longevity despite the actual number of years lived. This scientist is now recommending widespread reading peppered with open-mindedness towards ones OWN convictions, taken with a grain of salt.

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